Price: $15 for 750ml
Distilled/Owned by: Multiple distillers (Mainly Knockando, Auchroisk, and Glen Spey) / Diageo
Aged For: NAS
Chill Filtered: Yes
Color Added: Yes
Drank: Neat, in a glencairn
Nose: Vodka grains, juniper berries, vanilla, boiled leeks and soggy cardboard.
Mouthfeel: Watery and astringent
Palate/Taste: Juniper berry, moldy oak, wet paper, spoiled grain, and artificial vanilla sweetener.
Finish: No warmth, metallic and vodka like, and it stays much too long.
Thoughts: This is as of the writing of this review the worst whisky I have ever consumed, I gagged more than once and now know why Patrick Bateman in the American Pyscho novel drinks it constantly, because only a psychopath could enjoy this terrible, awful, disgusting piss water.
Score: 35 out of 100 (On my scale assume 75 is average and 15 blinds you, and 0 kills you)