J&B Rare


Price: $15 for 750ml

Distilled/Owned by: Multiple distillers (Mainly Knockando, Auchroisk, and Glen Spey) / Diageo

Region: Scotland

40% ABV

Aged For: NAS

Chill Filtered: Yes

Color Added: Yes



Color: Straw

Drank: Neat, in a glencairn

Nose: Vodka grains, juniper berries, vanilla, boiled leeks and soggy cardboard.

Mouthfeel: Watery and astringent

Palate/Taste: Juniper berry, moldy oak, wet paper, spoiled grain, and artificial vanilla sweetener.

Finish: No warmth, metallic and vodka like, and it stays much too long.

Thoughts: This is as of the writing of this review the worst whisky I have ever consumed, I gagged more than once and now know why Patrick Bateman in the American Pyscho novel drinks it constantly, because only a psychopath could enjoy this terrible, awful, disgusting piss water.

Score: 35 out of 100 (On my scale assume 75 is average and 15 blinds you, and 0 kills you)