Because I love to suffer, and hopefully warn others of bad drinks, I present to you the following:
Price: $40 for 375ml
Distilled/Owned by: Tuthilltown Spirits / William Grant & Sons
Region: New York
Mashbill: 100% corn
Aged For: 3 Fucking Months (You guys are joking right?)
Cask Type: 3 Fucking Gallon, New charred American oak
Chill Filtered: You Fucking Bet
Color: Piss Gold
Drank: Neat, in a glencairn.
Nose: Corn mash, grain spirit, young alcohol, and burnt coffee
Mouthfeel: Hot and oily
Palate/Taste: Young spirity alcohol, distilled corn, sawdust, and copper pennies.
Finish: Short and bitter, with pepper and popcorn.
Thoughts: Every best bourbon list this shit is on is paid for garbage, this whisky is garbage. As a New Yorker, to my fellow New Yorkers, stop making whisky. You suck at it!
Score: 40 out of 100